Jamie Lee Curtis Nude

There was a nasty rumor back then surrounding Jamie Lee Curtis‘ actual gender. Yes, that’s right, even something as biologically grounded as a person’s gender is now an item for speculation and doubt. Of course, nobody is to blame, except probably those trannies who jumped the fence and hacked off their dicks for clits. Oh well, it’s a personal choice, but they did fuck up our perception of who’s really a chick, and who’s really just a chick… with a dick. But the whispers trailing behind Jamie Lee are something a little from that strain. People actually believed that Jamie Lee Curtis, sex symbol and scream queen, is a hermaphrodite! A couple of facts do point to that surreal, but probable guess: her parents gave her a name that’s a little ambiguous, gender-wise, and there’s also the fact that she never bore a child and chose to adopt instead. We might never know.

I always wondered how hermaphrodites went about with a dick in one hand and a pussy in the other. An anti-social, perverted fuck with a scenario like that would probably never go out of the house and keep a stock of Trojans handy in case he/she impregnated himself/herself. Whatever.

But back to Jamie Lee. I’m sure the controversy had been a really nice piece of conversation around the water cooler, but the retort, “pictures or it never happened!” finally gets a much-deserved rejoinder. Jamie Lee Curtis Nude shows how the Freaky Friday mom isn’t freaky like that: she has a pussy, people, nothing more! And a fine slit I’d like to tear open and juice with my cock, might I add. Here we have samples of JLC’s delectable vag pics for you to finger and fantasize about, and it doesn’t stop here. Her pictures get wilder and wilder as she poses without a top first, then with a finger inside her VERY REAL pussy, and then with a cock inside it, and a face contorted in pleasure…

I won’t leave you void of the goods; it’s all here, just click on the link above, and see what Jamie Lee Curtis can do with that pussy of hers.

Jamie Lee Curtis was dubbed the “Scream Queen” for starring front and center in several slasher films during her early career as an actress. There was her debut in the genre, Halloween, where she played Laurie Strode, the lone surviving girl in the story. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I’d like to imagine Jamie Lee living up to her title in that movie, releasing terrifying decibels and being reduced to a cornered, helpless girl against a masked knife-wielder.

But “Scream Queen” pushes me to think of kinkier roles she played after her success in Halloween. We all know Jamie Lee Curtis entered the nudity fray when she, along with her nice, viewable tits, starred in Trading Places in 1983. She probably enjoyed the breeze under her breasts, because she starred in two more mature roles, one for Love Letters, and another for True Lies. And true to every desperate pervert’s calling, movie stills of Jamie Lee’s nudity scenes have cropped up online. She looks hot and dripping with sex appeal in all her photos, as she truly was at the peak of her maturing age. If you’ve seen her in True Lies, you might have gotten a boner when she did a lap dance in her lingerie, with her tight body and then-full tits grinding to an invisible cock. I wish I were right under her, her ass sliding up and down a full tent in my boxers, and her hands dipping inside it for a little dick-diving. That’s when the famed “Scream Queen” lets it out as she slips her g-string aside and starts riding my hard, throbbing cock.

Those screenshots have been compiled for you, reader, and are accessible in full at Jamie Lee Curtis Nude. And now that I’m done here, you might as well hit the link for more naked and dirty photos of Jamie Lee Curtis. I’ve already had my fill, as you’ve just read from my little monologue up there.